ambiguously:

i am too gay and beautiful to do math

(Source: ripelypine, via sundaysleepness)

0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

(via sundaysleepness)

gnarly:

WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR CHARGER AND YOUR PHONE DIES

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(via so-personal)

doyoureallyevenhaveaclue:

having to turn on the subtitles on netflix because you’re eating chips

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artrich:

which jungles have wi fi so i can move there and start my tribe

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