madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

(via lndkvist)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath, via pizza)

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(via pizza)

japan-o-phile:

perks of being in a relationship

  • u can steal their clothes
  • they have 2 give u their fries
  • they look cute when they sleep
  • if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah
  • free food
  • hand on my butt 

(via cassandrsa)

letyoursoul:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

I GET SO EXCITED WHEN ALL FOUR OF MY CATS ARE IN THE SAME ROOM OMG

(via greeklesbian)